Monday, December 3, 2007

Rudy Giuliani is the Real Italian Stallion!

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RUDY CAMPAIGNING FOR FOURTH MRS GIULIANI

In the words of legendary entertainer, Ricky Ricardo, presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani has a lot of "splainin" to do. It seems the 9/11 savior of the free world, in his capacity as New York City mayor, billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time when he was beginning an extramarital relationship with future wife Judith Nathan in a posh section of eastern Long Island known as the Hamptons, according to previously undisclosed government records. The documents, obtained by Politico.com under New York’s Freedom of Information Law, show that the mayoral costs had nothing to do with the functions of the little-known city offices that defrayed his tabs, including agencies responsible for regulating loft apartments, aiding the disabled and providing lawyers for indigent defendants.

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DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO CHEAT ON HER TOO

The expenses first surfaced as Giuliani's two terms as mayor of New York drew to a close in 2001, when a city auditor stumbled across something unusual: $34,000 worth of travel expenses buried in the accounts of the New York City Loft Board. When the city's fiscal monitor asked for an explanation, Giuliani's aides refused, citing "security," said Jeff Simmons, a spokesman for the city comptroller. Apparently New York City's budget failed to provide for the mayor's extramarital dalliances and subsequent finances necessary to defray costs and provide clandestine cover for testosterone induced conferences and affairs of state on taxpayers' dimes. But bills obtained from American Express and travel documents obtained by Politico suggest another reason City Hall may have considered the documents sensitive: They detail three summers of visits to Southampton, the Long Island town where Nathan coincidently had an apartment.

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Auditors "were unable to verify that these expenses were for legitimate or necessary purposes," City Comptroller William Thompson wrote of the expenses from fiscal year 2000, which covers parts of 1999 and 2000. We must be left to assume that drafters of the New York City annual budget failed to provide expense reimbursement for the mayor squiring around his whore while his wife and two children spent their summers in less extravagant locations. The receipts tally the costs of hotel and gas bills for the police detectives who traveled everywhere with the mayor, according to cover sheets that label them “PD expenses” and travel authorizations that describe the trips. A Giuliani aide, who would speak only on the condition of anonymity, denied that the unorthodox billing practices were aimed at hiding the expenses, citing "accounting" and noting that they were billed to units of the mayor's office and not to outside city agencies. Of course, what self respecting politician would want to hide the fact he was cheating on his second wife with a woman angling to become his third wife?

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Receipts show him in Southampton every weekend in August and the first weekend in September of 2001, before the terror attacks of Sept. 11 disrupted the routines of his city. Thank God the terrorists had the common courtesy to attack New York on one of the rare summer days Rudy had pants on. I guess Rudy's "in" with God as to when to be practicing extramarital fornication and when to be zipped up impressed Televangelist Pat Robertson into supporting the bald lothario for president. I guess now that Rudy no longer supports gun control, abortions, safe houses for undocumented workers and dressing in women's clothing, he is ready to condemn married men preforming immoral acts without their wife in attendance. They got you, Rudy. There's going to be more to come. You're just a small time hypocrite with big time ambition.

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There's an old expression about being nice to people on the way up because you're probably going to need them on the way back down. You're simply a corrupt mayor. Sadly your face just happened to be in the right place when 9/11 exploded upon the scene. I give you credit only for knowing how to capitalize on the misery of others and use it to catapult an average little man into a man who thought he could be president. The only thing that could stop Rudy in an extraordinarily weak field was Rudy, and by God he did it. This instance alone won't do it, but it's yet another straw on the back of this hump. Wait and see, there will be one revelation after another as the primary and caucus season begins in a month. Americans may not be geniuses when it comes to electing politicians, but they're smart enough to smell the over ripe carcass of a cheap huckster. George W. Bush got away with it because nobody thought he was smart enough to be so deceitful. Rudy Giuliani won't get away with it because everybody sees that he is.....







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